We'll grow older than the stars

yaoibutts:

I love how potato in French is pomme de terre, which pretty much means “earth apple.”

like what stupid frenchman saw this:

and said “zis petite légume looks like a, how you say, APPLE! hmmm… but it grows in ze earth… HON HON HON! MAIS OUI! C’EST UNE POMME DE TERRE!”

j’adore comment ananas se dit pineapple en anglais, ce qui veut littéralement dire “pomme de pin”, genre quel type anglais a vu ça:

et s’est dit : “ow cette étrange big fruit ressemble à une, how do you say, POMME! hmmm… mais plutôt une pomme qui pousse dans les pins… HU HU HU! OH YES, IT’S A PINEAPPLE!”

(z’avez vu, on peut le faire aussi… hon hon hon!)

emmyc: danieltflynn: Nice to see you too, dog. o m g

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:18:37 +0200

emmyc:

danieltflynn:

Nice to see you too, dog.

o m g

Barbie without her make-up To every girl who has ever had a...

Sun, 19 May 2013 15:10:56 +0200

Barbie without her make-up

To every girl who has ever had a problem with her appearance, please print this out and put it on your wall. I did.

themineralogist: Goethite in Quartz Very small spheres of...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:59:57 +0200

themineralogist:

Goethite in Quartz

Very small spheres of yellow iridescent goethite included in quartz.
Quartz (crystal) size : 1.1mm

iwillalwaysshipyou: in Europe we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say “12 points to…” which translates to...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:58:21 +0200

iwillalwaysshipyou:

in Europe we don’t say ‘I love you’ we say “12 points to…” which translates to “you are close to me” and I think that’s beautiful

supernaturalshakes: basils-kite: I went to the MCA in Chicago...

Sun, 19 May 2013 12:05:35 +0200

supernaturalshakes:

basils-kite:

I went to the MCA in Chicago yesterday with my family and my brothers matched these paintings and then this happened.

Accidental performance art: priceless

Photo

Sun, 19 May 2013 11:57:36 +0200

idreamofaworldofcouture: Flawless Queen

Sat, 18 May 2013 21:09:18 +0200

idreamofaworldofcouture:

Flawless Queen

photojojo: Total Solar Eclipse Captured From the Middle of the...

Sat, 18 May 2013 18:50:41 +0200

photojojo:

Total Solar Eclipse Captured From the Middle of the Ocean

In June of 2009, a rare total solar eclipse blanketed certain portions of the planet in total darkness. Czech photographer Miloslav Druckmüller traveled to the middle of the Pacific ocean to the Marshall Islands to capture the incredible event.

To create the photos above, he compiled over 40 images shot from two different cameras.

via Notcot

guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying

Sat, 18 May 2013 15:46:19 +0200

guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that stuffs not gonna get you a husband
guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?

llbwwb: Affection by Mario Moreno.

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:26:40 +0200

llbwwb:

Affection by Mario Moreno.

aleyma: Cutlery set with coral, made in Italy in the late 16th...

Sat, 18 May 2013 14:07:38 +0200

aleyma:

Cutlery set with coral, made in Italy in the late 16th century (source).

“This preciously decorated and extremely rare coral cutlery set from the late 1500s would have been only used on extraordinary occasions, such as a wedding, a knighting or a state visit. In the late Renaissance, the guests would typically bring their own cutlery to formal dinners. An expensively decorated cutlery set would have elicited the host’s and other guests’ admiration. Besides, coral was believed to be an antidote against poison. Therefore, in the view of its time this set of cutlery would have offered its bearer special protection during a meal at the table of a rival family or of an untrustworthy foreign ruler.” - from the MIA description

princedoki: Ladies, and Gentlemen another butt has been added

Fri, 17 May 2013 13:41:47 +0200

princedoki:

Ladies, and Gentlemen another butt has been added

Gabrielle Ray & Dorothy Craske in Lady Madcap, 1905.(via...

Fri, 17 May 2013 12:57:02 +0200

Gabrielle Ray & Dorothy Craske in Lady Madcap, 1905.
(via Summertime76)

laugh it up fuzzball: Writing reference list! Go ahead and add more if you have any, this is kind of short!

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:45:28 +0200

laugh it up fuzzball: Writing reference list! Go ahead and add more if you have any, this is kind of short!:

typewritingly:

Names

Fake name generator

Another name generator

Worldbuilding/Setting

Magical World Builder’s Guide

I Love the End of the Word

Worldbuilding 101

Creating a Believable World

Rhymes

Rhymer

Unscramble

Kenn Nesbitt

Writeexpress

Families

Family Dynamics

Family Tree

Hair

Describe Hair

Hair Colours

200 Hair Description Words

Eyes

Describe Eyes

Common Eye Colours

Eye Colour Chart

Drugs

Substance List

Fact Sheets

Alcohol

List of Alcoholic Beverages

Health Effects of Alcohol

Relationships

Healthy Relationships

More Healthy Relationships (Be sure to follow Kris!)

Photo

Fri, 17 May 2013 10:30:43 +0200